CHRISTMAS THONGS: A Charlie & Adam Story

I’ve had some mildly panicked emails lately so I thought I’d better check in – yep, still alive! Here’s little holiday story for your enjoyment. xx

Charlie: What size shoe is your dad?

Adam: Please don’t buy him more arch support thongs.

Charlie: Really? But they have some great Christmas ones. Red with fluffy white straps!

Adam: 

Charlie: Did you just send me a blank text?

Adam: Yes. I thought it was the best way to convey my current facial expression. You fill in how you think I’m looking at the phone screen right now.

Charlie: Fine, I won’t get him the Santa thongs. 

Adam: I appreciate it. 

Charlie: OMG.

Adam: I don’t like the sound of that.

Charlie: They do a range of close-toed shoes. He could wear them to work!

Adam: Not if they’re still made of plastic. 

Charlie: Oh, come on. They’re so classy you could wear them to a funeral.

Adam: I have strong doubts about that.

Charlie: I guess we’ll see next time someone your dad cares about dies!

Charlie: Wow, I didn’t mean to get that dark. 

Charlie: Maybe I won’t buy the shoes. I don’t think they’re bringing out the best in me. 

Charlie: Maybe they’re cursed. 

Charlie: ???

Charlie: Are you ignoring me?

Charlie: Fine. I’m sending a picture of them to Eli to get his input. 

Adam: Please don’t. We both know the uglier they are the more likely he’ll tell you to buy them. 

Charlie: Aha! You were ignoring me on purpose!

Adam: Obviously. 

Charlie: Rude. 

Charlie: I don’t know what to get Harry if not these shoes. 

Charlie: Except possibly another pair of Dungeons and Dinosaurs budgie smugglers.

Adam: You’re going to buy my father underwear for Christmas?

Charlie: Of course not. 

Adam: That’s a relief. 

Charlie: Mum’s already got him some.  

Adam: I really regret the day our parents became besties. 

4 thoughts on “CHRISTMAS THONGS: A Charlie & Adam Story”

  1. Hello Ms Kauter,
    Love your work. The world needs more laughter.
    Not the mocking, hateful kind posted on Instagram by people whose pastime is break-enter-steal-cars-and-wreck-‘em.
    I’m sorry that you’re kinda bored with writing entertaining, wildly improbable Charlie mysteries (they cool my desire to plan Instagram murders), but keen to see what you’re doing with Nessa; that was an uncomfortably long silence from you in the entertaining, wildly improbable world of magics.
    I’ll take what can get, but I miss Charlie et al already. Love your work, thank you.

    1. Aww, thank you so much!! 💛🐷 It’s so funny. I posted this whole long thing about how I was going to be focusing on fantasy stuff… and spent the next day working on a Charlie Davies project. Hahaha. But I’m back to writing my magical books now and having SUCH a great time! I adore Charlie and the gang and love writing about them (it really is much more the ‘mystery’ part of the thing that I need a break from), but I’ll be back – like Arnold (heheh).

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