My characters discuss Charlie’s eleventh book birthday! 🐷🐽

Charlie: Did you know yesterday was my book birthday? And none of you got me presents?

Keely: Oh, sorry babe. 

Isla: We’re meant to do gifts?

Nessa: I don’t think you want to experience my gifts.

Keely: Well that was ominous. 

Nessa: Why thank you.

Charlie: Celebrate me!

Keely: Yaayy, what a queen!

Charlie: *preens*

Keely: Thirteen novels in 11 years? Not bad. 

Charlie: Yeah, plus four novellas, a bunch of other stories, a spin-off series, character art…

Isla: Must be nice.

Charlie: I’m sensing some bitterness.

Isla: No, no. I mean she’s been working on my story for SIX YEARS and I don’t even have one book, but it’s fine. 

Charlie: Seriously? It’s been that long? 

Isla: Yeah, more than half the time you’ve been around. 

Charlie: To be fair, she did start my book seven years before I got published. 

Isla: Oh great, so I might only have another year to wait? Fantastic. 

Nessa: Try having a six-book series and then getting UNPUBLISHED. Could anything be more insulting? 

Keely: There there. I’m sure you’ll return even bigger and better!

Nessa: Yeah. In forty years. 

Keely: Never too late to make a fabulous comeback. 

Charlie: What’s up with you?

Isla: Agreed. You seem too nice for one of Clare’s characters.

Keely: I mean, not really. I guess just compared to you guys.

Charlie: Fair point.

Nessa: Easy for someone whose book is on the ‘currently writing’ block to be nice. 

Isla: Speaking from experience, not necessarily. 

Keely: Guys, let’s not fight. We are not each other’s enemies here.

Charlie: Exactly. 

Nessa: We all know who the real enemy is. 

Keely: Uh, this is really not where I was going. 

Isla: *nodding* Clare is the enemy. 

Nessa: Exactly. 

Charlie: I hate to say it, but even I’m starting to lose patience with her.  

Keely: *muttering* Starting to lose patience? Like you ever had it. 

Charlie: Hey, she does fit in with us! 

Keely: Cheers. 

Charlie: What do you say we take this problem to the source?

Nessa: I bet I can make her sorry. 

Keely: Uh, I don’t think —

Isla: I’m always open to conflict.

Keely: I’m sure if we ask her nicely —

Charlie: We will keep the bullying verbal. That enough for you, Miss Appropriate Behaviour?

Keely: Wow, you could not have chosen a worse nickname for me if you tried. 

Nessa: Let’s go! My crystals are charged and my adoptive mother is on standby in case we need her.

Keely: Wait, you mean Satan?

Charlie: We can’t stand for this. We need our books to be written!

Nessa: We ride at dawn!

Keely: Dawn? I’m not getting up at dawn. 

Isla: Or we could just go now.

Sadie: Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Sadie: Guys?

Sadie: Where did you go? 

Sadie: Great. Abandoned. AGAIN. 

Sadie: Just like SOMEONE seems to have abandoned my manuscript. *narrows eyes*


Happy birthday Charlie Davies!

xx

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