National Pumpkin Day

Obviously we need to observe this momentous occasion.

I don’t know what nation. I don’t know what the point of this holiday is. But I do know that October 26 is an important date for us all.

National Pumpkin Day.

Bow down to our lord and master, the mighty pumpkin!

Actually it’s technically the 27th in Australia as I post this, but I’m banking on the nation where this holiday is (allegedly) a thing being one of the many countries that are a few hours behind us.

(Also it’s just occurred to me that there may be people reading this who haven’t read the Charlie Davies series, or maybe haven’t made it to book seven yet. I promise that when you do, this will all be hilarious. Just wait until you make it to book eight and the dinosaur references finally mean something.)

Dino socks! What? No, of course those aren’t my pants discarded on the floor so I can sit on the couch in optimal comfort. Cough. (Five points if you can spot the pig judging my pantless ways.)

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